Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
Dude I totally just watched a girl put a tampon soaked in vodka up her vag
I need new friends
this chick on a show just showed her boobs and let some guy paint them others asked why she did it and her reply i quote "i was bored" why dont chicks get bored more often
On a positive note, new entry in my phone as 'HOT ASS, DOWN TO FUCK'. idk if its a boy or girl tho.
Update, its a couple
Before you ask, yes. Whatever you're wearing IS too slutty for his mom's funeral.
I'm pretty sure this is how polyamorous relationships begin.
She asked the taxi driver to stop at the Texaco because she had to puke. She did then stumbled into the gas station and bought a 40.
He told me the color of his piss. Worst. First date. Ever.
Even with having the shower running and music on everyone could hear the alcohol gods making me sacrifice my dignity and meals from the past week.
There is not greater feeling than lying to your boss and leaving work to shit in the comfort of your own home
Hahaha my philosophy professor just opened class with "I had a shitty weekend and I was at the bar until 815 this morning. So bear with me".
I'm wearing green eyeshadow so even if I end up totally naked I still won't get pinched.
When the cab driver starts laughing its a good indication of the standard of girls you are bringing home
You just kept looking down at your tits and screaming "I LOVE YOU TWO!!!"
I think I was just recruited to join a religious lesbian cult by these 3 really pretty girls and I'm tempted to join
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