I woke up laying in alphagetti with the message "I'd go get checked asap" written out in the letters.
I just got hit on by my highschool french teacher. I need to stop going to this bar.
What's he like?
The usual. Sarcastic, dark, full of fucked up emotional problems that result in fantastic sexual prowess.
I mean, we do coke and have sex occasionally...I wouldn't call that a relationship.
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Lucas & I had a photo shoot with her cape & I had child arm floaties on most the night.. woke up in a spiderman bed
max decided it would be a good idea to run down the hall and smack down the exit sign. now we are sitting in the emergency room, and he is wearing the sign as a bracelet
The best part about drinking boxed wine is you can blow up the bag and use it as a pillow
after you left he started opening his bottles by smashing the neck against the edge of the fireplace and pouring beer into his mouth. it was about the manliest thing ive ever seen. its probably how lumberjacks open their beers... if they didnt have their axes handy.
I found my weird threshold when Truth or Dare became everyone get naked and snort Adderall off the kitchen counter.
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Pretty much just farted directly in a baby's mouth on the subway
it will be just like last year but no clogged toilets and more costumes.
So my roommate just came out of the shower with a dude...guess that answers all questions as to whether or not he's gay
There's a guy masturbating in front of Sephora right now
I watched one of the videos of you hanging from the rafters, and it is both violent and sexual in nature.
Upon further investigation my nipples are bruised and I have teeth marks all over.
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