you might get a letter about the baby you put in me. i was mad when i sent it.
after a month anything with tits is on the radar
you are the sluttiest virgin ive ever met
thanks it was an honor just to be nominated
I'm hiding behind a bush in mens clothing next to a ducks crossing sign. There are joggers. Please hurry.
you handed me your bra at the bar and said 'hold my purse'
Fun Fact: The stage were about to graduate on is where we once drove a van and kidnapped someone.
Fun Fact 2: My parents are sitting by the bushes I peed in this weekend.
I kept whispering "I love it when you call me big papa" until she got annoyed and left
All I remember is doing a naked tuck and roll of your bed.
you left me with this keg alone. this is on your hands
I wore pigtails while I was having sex with that 22 year old just to make him feel like a pedophile.
Last night at the bar you we're seriously going up to people and pushing through them like they were bowling pins and you were a bowling ball
you made me suck your tit in the car and kept saying "good boy. I love you so much. good boy."
If those panties could talk.
"Once upon a time, Jenny got chlamydia from a magician. The end."
Did you happen to find the other half of my bra last night?
I was asked to be part of a mmf threesome. I think I'd rather stay home, watching Orange is the New Black and cuddle with my cat though
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