yo im tryna cop a beej tonight
you should just get pregnant. that way you don't need to decide on a career.
just googled chastity belt to see if it really exist..
Stop introducing me to people as your little sister.
I don't think the lady gaga poster on your wall qualifies you as a brother.
After we fucked, her eye wouldn't stopped twitching and she could only move her hand, which she used to put her number in my phone
I just got my inseam measured in raffle tickets by a drag queen. Being fondled for charity is awesome.
You could probably play six degrees of separation of my cock in this city.
Yo plow her in the living room were all outside tommy wants to see
my pupils became my eyes and i slept with a cloth in my mouth again
Lets now bow our heads and think of girls with ex boyfriends who were great at fingering them. That's so sad.
So I just went to 3 different stores because there is no way I can walk out of one store with this many reeses and still have my pride.
I'm going to fake an anxiety attack to get to the front of the line. Save me some brisket.
I'm filtering his penis picture so I can see it better
Memeber that time you got detained in Poland. We don’t talk about that enough
I didn't expect the hobit to have that much sexual tension.
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