her eyes looked like someone had poured fruit punch in them. needless to say we had a good time.
You remember correctly you did get a golf cart ride out but it wasnt because you were special. You were so smashed you were screaming tiger at random golfers in the middle of there backswing.
when i told him i was pregnant with his baby he texted me 'congradulations'
i pity the fetus.
We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
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Soooo my gf got the droid and doesn't have BBM anymore, I think its over for her
Party at my house. Liquor pinata. Your presence is required.
its not a holiday until ive ruined the family picture because im drunk
just had a memory of me telling homeless mark that it was the year of the bunny and he said "you da bunny, girl"
Just watched a drug bust from the Ralphs parking lot while listening to Frank Sinatra. Happy Valentine's Day.
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Jsyk, in serious talks of trading blowjobs for soup in bed. I'm sober
The drug dealer had chickens in his house so I know it was good stuff.
i'm covered in glitter and body paint WTF
We're showing the video later bring pizza
He has no idea he's waking up in slut palace tomorrow morning
I fucking hate them. They came over and sat on me and made out. On top of me. Who the fuck does that?
Last thing I remember at your house last night is your dad leaning on the beer pong table and saying "you guys can fucking party"
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