I don't wanna do a drive in or see a movie tonight. I wanna play some Golden Tee and butt fuck a girl in the bathroom of some bar and proceed with Golden Tee
We should make a goal to do one active thing a day, even if its like throwing a ball
And by ball i mean playing catch. Beer pong does not count as an activity
We got the idea to smoke under his bed because, and I quote, "it'd be just like going camping"
Like that time I held Annie up and she peed all over the window.. We make a good team.
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of course we have a beer bong
how else would we feed our christmas tree
She slapped me in the face with a McDouble. Just threw it right at my face while I was driving... That is why we can't bring her out in public.
LOVE ME MORE THAN PIZZA CAN
The only difference between us and a pack of 14 year old girls is substance abuse
who is the naked dude on the coffee table
thats jeff, jeff is nice so don't be rude
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Well I mean enduring a 45 minute conversation about C-sections was worth the 9 jello shots those soccer moms gave me.
The cop said he like my hair today. Please explain all other interactions with law enforcement, k thanks
Normally, it will inspire me to work. Today, it's inspiring me to masturbate.
Sex was great. Left his house while he was asleep but on the plus side I was able to get gas station food.
Well, I crapped my pants in front of her entire family, was laughed out of their house, and I had to walk home with shit stained pants. So, yeah, it went really well.
Three cheers for handling my crush on my boss in an entirely reasonable manner, by having a threesome with my coworkers.
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