you know that annoying kid in my psych class? accidentally hit him in the face with a door today. perfect end to the semester.
...She just said, "We've been blessed with good drugs lately."
The look I see on guys faces when they realize my nipples are pierced remind me of when my mom used to come home from the grocery store and surprise me with poptarts.
I have pictures of you scratching against the sliding glass door on your knees screaming how you felt like a lamb.
Well duh, alcohol and getting fucked up are the world's common languages.
Apparently love is stronger than SoCo
I'm gonna take off my shirt and spin it around my head like petey Pablo so u can find us
We lost power at midnight which freaked out my roomate and friends. The power came back on 30 minutes later. We are now at the bar having "the rapture came and we were left behind" shots
ok, i suppose pissing your pants could be considered a wardrobe malfunction.
Fuck romance. Just shaved my nipples in the shower because I felt like it. That's the life I'm about.
I see the guy who's been trying to get me to let him eat my ass became engaged on Facebook today; would framed screen shots be an appropriate wedding present?
Vodka for breakfast. With a side of Frankenberries. Don't judge me.
I fuckin love you!
I would reciprocate the feeling if i knew who this was.
I woke up remembering only that I got pulled over by a cop, then looked over and found that same cop, naked.
Reverse road head. Sa-witch!!!
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