I saw his dick soo much last night when I saw him this morning all I saw was penis where his face should be
so she called me drunk and made me stay on the phone with her while she puked.
You got ahold of his prescription papers and gave out prescriptions for cranberry and vodka
nothing like Chinese food and masturbating on a Saturday night
I'm just gonna plan on never getting a bf. everything I touch turns to gay
me blowing you awake is the exact turn i want our relationship to take
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
Hahaha I don't remember taking it away. But no one should have a sledgehammer at a party. NO ONE.
I'm so happy I'm only on my second drink. That would have been the best idea ever if I was on my fifth.
And he came all over himself. At least he didn't ruin my new lulus.
Actually though that could've been bad.
Not too bad but came home early cuz business was shut down due to an employee sexually harrassing the inspector
I still don't know his name but his ass is spectacular. Like he should never wear pants.
I feel like I put a fire out with my hand but idk if that was a dream or not
When your guy changes his swinger profile to include you. #makingprogress
He told me he loved me...but added "you crazy bitch" at the end. Does it still count???
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