found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
Last night this chick queefed when I was going down on her. Thinking if you! xo
I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
The hardest part of getting a new computer is deliberating whether to start the cycle of porn and viruses all over again.
He dumped me and I don't wanna fuck his best friend for revenge. Is this what maturity feels like?
Well, they emptied out the keg by the third kegstand for America.
That's the point dumbass, I can't use my boss as a reference cause they'd have to fucking call him in prison.
I'd say tonight was pretty successful. I rode an iron horse naked and sweet talked myself out of an MIC while wearing a bra filled with four loko.
Remember that time I got suspended in eighth grade, well it was like that but I was on acid and wearing goggles
ok now I feel liek a very drunk human instead of a chaos being thanks water
I think I fell asleep on the dance floor at one point...but played it off cool and acted like I just did the robot.
I feel like my cat and I are playing mind games. I need more friends.
I'll just tell you, some how when we were having sex on Friday my collarbone got fractured.
she went outside...danced, got some snow, and put cherry vodka in it. she was so proud of herself.
I just got baptized.
Drunkenly skinny dipping in a indoor hotel pool is not okay and does not count as a baptism.
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