so high driving around just saw a woman in a pink shirt chillin riding a horse
so high at work that a 35 year old with his kids handed me visine and winked at me. you win with the horse though
We just picked up about 540 lbs of women....
i'm sending her a home depot gift card for the hole i put in her wall. call it good?
I do. There's a bald headed guy whose kinda hot. I might rub his head. I've only had 2 beers
he broke up with her mid blow job, and somehow convinced her to finish. I want his life
I hope your lack of response means you're banging, not talking about her purity ring.
I'm not sure, 7-8, the last bit was a rush of at least three blended together. Basically you fucked me so stupid that I can't even recall the number of orgasms.
So you know, I'm making that my facebook status.
i just wanna get shit faced and pass out in some random holly bush with a bucket on my head and stockings for shoes.
Important update! My next door neighbours have a canoe. Repeat: THEY HAVE A CANOE! We are having sex in it before this summer is over.
So I dropped $130 while buying shots for an army ranger, got my fake taken, almost went to jail, and came out of my black out when I was talking to the cops with a stolen detour sign in my hands.
i did nothiing wrong other than not tell that kid his whole back was covered in puke
Bitch, he is not your friend and this is not Bravo. Get in this car before you get smacked
I cried while dry heaving in the back of the car to the New York song with jay z in it. I was singing it inbetween gags.
not only was there glitter in the toilet after i peed, but there was some on the toilet paper after i wiped. this cant be healthy.
it is time to test the effects of half a loaf of bread and overconfidence on the human body
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