I think i sorta joined a cult last night
"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
we'll hang out once this whole, "your friends are robbers and drug addicts" thing blows over with my parents.
"auto-tuned camel" is how i'd describe the noises she made
It was the first time I had seen his penis when it wasnt hard. It just looked so vulnerable and a little bit depressed.
I made a game called come to class high and eat nachos.
I just scrubbed chocolate off the bathtub... You better have had a damn good birthday
on a scale of 1 to 'no sex' how busy are you this week?
well I have to shit but I'm too hungover to push, and I snorted advil so I wouldn't have to swallow it and throw up.. hungover is an understatement.
Today's work quote "if I looked like you, I'd be sitting on everyones face"
didn't realize her mom was home while we were fucking, but she's oddly okay with it. she made us food afterwards. but then kept talking about having grand kids the whole time. is it time to bail?
So lets not base feelings on vagina tingles
I can't remember dinner
Hahaha "rub in the ketchup on your face, It'll just look like blush." some gay waiter said that to you, and you go "good idea!"
and then I said "oh, I see the price of Plan B has gone up". and the pharmacist looked at me very sadly. I was just trying to make conversation.
I just saw puke on the road at the same stoplight i threw up at sunday morning! Makes me smile inside.
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