i blacked out hard core.. it was bad peeeed muh bed
About to do something stupid. You'll be my call. Bring bail money.
Hes still not moving. At what point does 'hungover' become 'hospital-time?'
He is the Donovan McNabb of stuff up his ass. Tell me that tomorrow. Too high to remember.
He took a shot, then proceeded to puke into the bucket he was iceing his broken foot in
Well I turned her sobriety into my own personal drinking game
He told him to "throw up in my mouth like I'm a baby bird."
So you think it's my fault? I didn't give you the 10 shots you took nor make you eat the brownies we made... btw, i found your engagement ring, it was in the last brownie you wouldn't let me have while dragging me to my room.
Want to know what makes for a better story than treehouse sex? Getting busted during treehouse sex
I want to get business cards and hand them to hot guys and say " hey if you ever want to like makeout and pretend it never happened call me"
I am a 5'4" ball of sexual frustration and vodka. It is that kind of night.
I feel like the only way to get him to stop is by telling him i'm tired from fucking our other friend every night this week
Sitting topless in my room drinking wine from a box... It's good to be back at school
Oh fuck, I'm officially a cougar..he's got the same name as my grandson
I'm like a bad decision making factory. I need to sit down and have a chat with my decision making elves.
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