how soon is too soon to introduce handcuffs into a relationship?
despite contrary belief, getting peanut butter off your balls is not as easy as it sounds
Birthday Treasure Hunt was to follow the clues. At each spot there was a stick on tattoo and a shot and at the end there was 2 cases of beer. I have 13 tattoos and don't remember turning 18.
Legitimate logistical question....how did you pee in your duct tape dress?
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Actually, what with the curvature of the Earth, it's faster to leave from Washington. And Google maps recommends kayaking instead of swimming.
On a scale of 1 to "bad descision", where does stealing my racist neighbors dog and giving him my roomates dildo for a chew toy rate?
That was obviously his first time talking dirty. He called my vagina "pretty"
I'm taking a leave of absence and sending myself to fat camp. I'll let you know when I'm out.
Don't be embarrassed its me, I've licked your taint.
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You woke up, mumbled something about forgetting to lock the truck at work, slapped my ass, then passed out again...
Thou shall not get drunk and hit bitch cup in pong and take shirt off while wearing a see-through lace bra again
I have a corndog on my dresser and a trashcan of puke. Thanks for a great night!
I was desperate and wasn't about to let my cereal get soggy so I ate it on the toilet. Don't let me repeat last night.
She was all for the threesome til I showed her a pic of my boyfriend. I think I should re-evaluate my life decisions.
What is the best medium with which to say, "Happy Birthday, I'm having your abortion"... Cake? Card?
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