biggest mistake ever: halloween 2009
I have fifteen cents in cash and 80 cents in the bank. BUT I have weed.
i guess when we were done i grunted "unforgiveable" and walked out.
Now accepting hypotheses about how i managed to get a bruise between my boobs....
He's tryingto open a beer with a Police baton. Cut him off or see where this leads?
You. Me. Frosting and a bed. Lets do this.
I take it that, because we are not guzzling a box of franzia, everything went alright?
im on the hungover til tuesday pabst blue ribbon diet
So I've reached a new low. After completing my walk of shame and being told "see you around", I took off my heels to discover he had came in my shoe.
I should stop using "Braveheart would do it" as a basis for decision making...
I ate too many pot brownies and passed out topless with my boobs painted like the American flag
Not my fault people bought me shots. waving a shot in my face is like waving a cock in yours
I will fuck anyone who brings me mcdonalds right now
I met up with trey last night. He whispered in my ear "I love you" then raised his voice and said "but not in a I want to marry you kind of way, but if you died I would cry."
As much as I hate to admit it, some day ill need a man because I can't open jars myself and you can't 69 a dildo
Like I don't even know how to respond to this?
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