These people keep looking at me like I'm the first person to ever eat ribs in a Home Depot.
I think I left my camera at your house. It would be in both of our best interests if you don't go through the pics.
I have your dog in a headlock. Se wants my mushrooms.
Close. The correct answer is shitting in a public toilet. We also would have accepted the pit of despair.
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So some sort of safe sex group just flash mobbed the bar by putting condoms over people's beers.
They left screaming as a hale of lubbed up condoms rained into their hair.
What goes on in that head of yours?
Gay sex, for the most part. Why?
If you haven't seen a huge black man in tiny red snowflake shorts that barely cover his dick, then you don't know what I'm going through.
I got a blowjob dressed with a t shirt sweatpants and a Fanny pack. Not kidding.
My dad just saw me take dirty one night stand underwear out of my purse. I'm willing to admit I have a problem
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Completely unrelated and mildly related, a guy I hooked up with last year in a threeway died, his obit photo was his Grindr photo
After an orgasm, I always feel the urge to sing A Whole New World from the move Aladdin and I'm not quite sure why.
Why r u in my phone under "the last survivor"?
is 250 jello shots considered an open container?
You call it sex. I call it penis conditioning.
How do you say "put it in me" in Spanish... I'm dealing with language barriers here.
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