Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
my bed looks and feels like i need to buy plan b.
a drug dealer just gave me his business card. it had his face on it drinking a 40oz
I just found a pubic hair on my dick that wasn't mine.
Please check on her. She announced that Thursday she'd open herself to any veteran so as to thank them for their service. "my services for your service" and left the bar with three numbers.
When you start quoting save the last dance you need to stop drinking
I gurantee you I'll be the only one dressed as a giraffe.
Tim john just told us the story about him losing his virginity at 14 during church on the emergency exit staircase. This is day drinking?
Update. He just picked me up and tried to demonstrate
We're about to go to a party titled 'Night of 1000 Jello Shots".
The bald eagles cry cause u drink canadian beer.
Alls I remember is making out with that chick.
Nope that was a dude
decided to jump from one of the levels of the Westin chicago Nortghwest. it was worth the broken legs.
I wish drug dealers had sales for the holidays
Of course my parents remember you. You showed them your tits
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