If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
my door was closed and her door was closed but even over the r.kelly playing at full blast i was able to hear her say "THAT'S NOT THE RIGHT HOLE!". Def rethinking my roommate situation.
you sang the finger bang song from south park while fingering me. needless to say, kind of a turn off.
everytime someone would look at you, you started to try and deep throat your beer bottle.
He said to me this morning that we should finish these beers, go and get plan B then on the way back, go to the pub to celebrate the death of our baby. I love Manchester.
I always figured rock bottom would've involved more hookers
I just peed behind the dumpster and dedicated it to you. Can i call u?
Guess which fraternity was just playing car to car frisbee in the McDonald's drive thru! Did you guess mine?
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
New game I thought of while bored on the train. Anytime I get a text from an ex, I will randomly text a different ex. It's like a less charitable version of pay it forward.
Half way through sex he whispered in my ear, " your the second best I've ever had" then proceeded to tell me to sit on his face.
There's no time frame.
For drinking wine out of the bottle and taking nyquil at 9 AM? There probably should be.
Which president had the biggest dick?
Take your time, I'll wait
Oh fuck, I'm officially a cougar..he's got the same name as my grandson
To potentially get me laid, I need you to send me your favorite memes.
Randomize
