That's what you get when you play shuffleboard drunk.
i've come to the conclusion that there is no classy way to apply chloroseptic spray to your butthole.
Sorry I wasn't really responding earlier. I was really fucking high and so into that car chase.
i just found my sim card.....i hid it in my tylenol bottle....i guess to ensure i would find it mid-hangover
I just told a dude I hooked up with last night he was the pick of the litter.
so i just calculated it and i would need to score 150% on this final to pass
Also when i was high i would close my eyes and see a puppy on a grill having pancake batter poured on it.... And for whatever reason it was fucking hilarious.
I think I may have walked up to her while she was with her friends and asked for a "do over".
Please tell me that chemistry equipment is for chemistry and not for producing felonies.
So... In conclusion, do I bring my vibrator and risk not only having it getting taken out at security, but also exposing my dad to my neon green vibrator, or just leave it here?
It's no shave November. This is our time.
Well, I can now cross "dirty drunk homeless hobo" off of my bucket list of people who have been successful wingmen for me. North Carolina is getting weird.
Hey how're your balls?
Don't ever let me helicopter again.
Well when we Get drunk it gets rowdy. We could always attempt self-control. But historically and statistically speaking, we fail at that.
She super glued his penis to his testicles. And shaved off a good portion of his hair after he passed out at the party.
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