he is not the type of person you only have sex with once. god adds years to your life every time you sleep with him.
I wonder if I could sublet my bathtub to anyone.
doing shots of $6 a bottle whiskey and chasing it with milk. my own personal way of saying fuck life.
I'll just have to do enough fangirling for the both of us. Nipples engaged.
Dude, he threw a pool chair off of an 8 story building. It was a successful night I'd say.
Idk. I was speaking metaphorically. Go for it. As one of your bad decisions, I feel confident in saying you've done worse.
I left my bra and a book at his place. He's a hot Scandinavian who is into physics and computers - had to step up my game.
I find it ironic...the gays are dying to get married & I just want a fucking divorce
I am making up for a 7 year dry spell so I get a pass and I don't always care if there is a second date. It is like college but with more money and condoms.
I was going to do a cardio thing but then tacos.
So drunk I thought the door was feeling me up for a seconds
And Mike keeps telling Will that love at first sight is true and this is just a shit show. Help.
I made him leave to get me chicken nuggets so I could have sex with his roommate
Oh my god.. Saw a commercial for Captain Morgan. Made me gag a little bit.
If you fuck her..... You will be in great danger. Like in so much danger it would be like walking into a pit of crocodiles who haven't eaten and you also just stole their baby.
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