two pink lines on a pregnancy test is bad, isn't it?
only if you didn't want to fuck up your life.
Get condoms and clear your schedule for the night. I'm bringing chinese food!
We could sell used underwear with pictures of us wearing them.
I am growing concerned with the number of people here in cowboy hats
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He left his own bachelor party to bring me weed. Then smoked with me. Tell me I'm not his favorite-ex-friends-with-benefits.
MASS TEXT: who ever dared Todd to suck on the Clorox wipes last night.. good goin jackass. you can come visit him, hes in room 266, AFTER hes done getting his stomach pumped.
HE DARED ME TO DARE HIM... DONT PUT THAT ON ME.
He told me the escort brought him pizza. Can something be sad and awesome at the same time ?
While looking for an apartment, I've realized that the way I rate balconies is on the "how easy would it be to smoke weed here" scale.
What other scale is there?
now that I know that you did coke with your mom I can't look at her the same
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I still can't believe he came down from his hiding place in the tree voluntarily because he didn't want us to have to talk to the cops alone...
her 18 year old son fed me pieces of a french roll like a pigeon, as I lay on the floor of the bathroom crying.
I can't tell if my bong is gender-neutral or not
He won't have sex to beyonce. I hate him.
I keep getting the feeling him and his friends are hilarious and we should drink whiskey together forever
So I come home this morning to get ready for a job interview and there is garlic seasoning all over the hardwood and a knife in the wall. What. the. fuck.
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