i just saw someone i know on True Life. i need new friends.
I wish Facebook had filters like: Ivy League school, frat boy, straight, extremely wealthy, great in bed.. I would check all of them
i love how he claims to not know english but when i ask him to come over and fuck me he's all of a sudden fluent
We Started drinking at 8am and left the bar around 11pm....I hate ALL green things
wanna hang out tonight and remember it?
Things are going great. I have tons of beer, margaritas, and theres an inflatable swan in the mix.
College freshman give noticeably better blowjobs by the 5th week of the semester.
All I wanted was a hug. You dirty, dirty whore.
He is currently pregaming mini golf. MINI GOLF.
grandma made pot brownies .. oh god bless us everyone
I think if I send him enough nudes, he will buy my plane ticket.
True strength comes from lack of pants
I remember being like "I can't hold both of you guy's hair back!" so I put headbands on each of you
i look like i'm walk-of-shaming but i'm really showered and re-clothed and rallying. i fool everyone
Do dollar stores sell vibrators?
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