Come with me and I'll find you a girl. What's your type?
Vagina
I wish i could tell a story about guys I know without the phrase "and then I blew him." coming up.
on a scale of 1-10how much freaking out is acceptable if you just found a (possibly used) cock ring in the head board that your parents gave you?
She was raised with a wonderful home life. I can't do anything with that.
We are not buying weed off a guy from the internet.
Please tell me why there is some girl tied to our toilet?
Okay wait let me power puke and then we can go dancing
The cops are here to take me to jail, so I guess I have to go with them. If I'm not out by 6 p.m., there is some left-over lasagna in the fridge for you.
You don't understand. He was so ginger that he could make red hair a dominant gene. And I refuse to torture my future spawn like that.
how bad is she
captain morgan with tits
Traveling before 21 and traveling after 21 are two different things. There's a whole nother world of red white and blue weird out there
She was throwing my stuff away and then before I knew it she was sucking my dick. It was like some fucked up sour patch kids commercial
I have to shower first, I forgot I peed on my feet last night...
I want this pizza in and around my mouth forever..
I think my AA sponsor just booty called me.
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