SECOND walk of shame from the westside Hilton, SECOND foreign family w kids staring at me in my dress, glitter purse, spiky heels and booze breath. I said I was going to church. More confusion.
I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
We're gonna have to suck it up and start making out for free drinks. No homo. I'm watching Tyra "I kissed a girl and I got free drinks."
Let's do it. All homo
Are you trying to threaten my boobs?
I bet him anal if they won...the one time Detroit decides to win, it had to be this week
Just met a female bro. Things are weird at the rugby party.
Do you remember using the heel of your shoe as a shish kabob stick? You offered me some chicken, but I declined.
i turned my shower on this morning and passionfruit pulp came out. how did you even do that?
Ok. So let me get this straight. She treats her vagina like a clown car, yet judges me for just making out with the guy that bought all of us shots?
I just discovered I can sober up while teaching class
Just had sex in the darkroom, while a class was going on ten feet away. I finally have a good sex story.
The other guys kept waking up so I hid... Like, dick in mouth, hiding in his sleeping bag
You walked in wearing nothing but a beekeeper mask
currently googling "apology gifts for when you poop on their floor"
Sitting in a music store. There is a 40 something year old guy in a track suit, with a boner, and playing the ukelelie quite intensely.
thanks for thinking of me.
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