i just woke up in the woods behind my house in handcuffs and a dan marino jersey ive never seen before
sometimes I think that if I just met him. he would have a crazy realization and fall madly in love with me. what do you say? I'm not just another fan.
my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
They had some plan b on the table between the beer and the guacamole. Yeah, it's gonna be a fun party.
If tjhis were a lake full of vodka and i were a ducl Id swim my way down and ddrink my way up
He makes me wish my vagina was bigger... This must be what love feels like.
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
if i cared i wouldnt have woken you up by pouring a bottle of soy sauce on you.
is that what this stuff is?
Also I've come to learn that "type" and "fetish" are different things. Apologies for earlier confusion.
well a fat roach just fell out of my hair. so there's that
girl pulled up to the stop sign, got out, threw up all over my hood said happy thanksgiving then drove off
I went down on her on the dining room table. That should count for something.
I woke up and there is a small Irish man playing call of duty in my room. Discuss.
i forgot how loud opening a beer is in a house where your not allowed to drink
I have filthy fantasies involving his tongue. My vagina almost exploded while he was licking that ice cream cone.
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