I feel like dying is the new "adopt an african baby"
Dude, a dry wedding reception should nullify the vows, because really, without the booze, you might as well be 5 years old again and playing dress-up
i make up for being a shitty girlfriend by being amazing in bed.
i will be the first lesbian to ever fail women's studies.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
4 random people called me telling me they found him sleeping in the fetal postion on a driveway 45 minutes after we lost him
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
at the end of the day, college isnt gonna be for everyone... and some of us are just going to have to learn how to breathe underwater while sucking cock.
Bonus points if the penis has a little hat too
Is it sad that I have better conversations with his roommate before or after sex than I do with him in general?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
The only pictures I have are of me being stoned or me looking like a man, which do you prefer?
My boyfriend's brother just got out of jail and he is already telling us to steal cable. Dude.
I never thought I'd say this but there's too many dicks around here.
I’m going to cut back. New Year, New Me
I would never wish less dick on anyone but do what you gotta do
This girl was in the river screaming that someone didn't love her anymore...that's when the guy in a kilt claimed her...
I need to leave my mind and my stupid vagina are having fight over who's right
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