I just figured I'd let u know that you bought a yacht on ebay last night
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
So last week was the 4th time a girl cried after sex. I'm seriously doing something wrong
I automatically know you're drunk now as soon as you start yelling in spanish
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I hope my shame shaped pee stain outside your door goes away soon.
I never thought I would be having sex behind a shower curtain that wasn't in a bathroom.
i dont know how he's 22 and thinks emoticons will get him laid. lady boner just died.
That's how you know it was a good night if two months later you finally realized your skirt never made it home and you found out where it was.
He asked me not to hook up with anyone else because it would hurt his feelings.. while his arm was around his pregnant girlfriend.
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On Wednesday I'm putting wine in a water bottle and crashing Margaret thatchers funeral
Eating power bars and masterbating... That's kinda my life right now. Is this what having a boyfriend means?
Did you leave it the depths of Magic Mike's favorite banana hammock?
Worse. He's Mormon. At least a gay guy will go get drinks with me.
I'm going to become fluent in fucking Belgian boys
I just shaved my legs via the sink as to not wake my parents up because I know I'll be having marathon sex tomorrow after my certification exam... so this is life after college.
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