just rolled a joint with wrapping paper.. and you say i have no christmas spirit
You stayed up for three hours wasted, feeding my rabbit 2 1/2 boxes of girl scout cookies.
You are very nonchalant about the high probability of us having an orgy.
Eh, I'm ok with this, this can work. We're the best kind of the worst people.
Also I had a dream we made my birth control into a joint. What does that mean?
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First memory of my senior year: Going into registration still drunk from last night.
dont iron anything. we fucked on the ironing board. details to follow.
I just came inside of a Gatorade bottle. That hungover.
I did my walk of shame through a safeway at 8am to get YOUR hangover bagels. You're welcome asshole
im half tempted just to scoot up to him and whisper "I'm not wearing underwear" but idk if thats a heartfelt apology
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You caught me at a bad time. I'm stoned enough that I'm ready to sleep but also not stoned enough that I wanna smoke again but also stoned enough to not wanna drive anywhere
Beer bong just needs to be rebedazzled but it's gonna make it
Who brings nunchucks to a funeral?
I'm just glad I met someone who probably won't punch you in the face
Wish me luck on my new penis adventure
I'm naked and there are two trees and a yield sign
Be right there
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