David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
you hand the children out the window. i'll pour the drinks.
youre totally missing out on eating your boogers right now. my entire face is numb
you sang the finger bang song from south park while fingering me. needless to say, kind of a turn off.
It's like my ice maker knows when I wanna get drunk
THAT DOESN'T MEAN YOU SHOULD LET ME CHUG VODKA.
No I can't cure herpes. I'm an EMT, not Jesus.
So I'm at the VFW tonight and the shot special here is straight 151 for 2 dollars. They must hate our livers
Hey, if I can't get it and you're still alive, can you get the glass out of my foot? Happy Sunday.
What would you say is a healthy ratio of sex vs. being called a fucking asshole in a relationship?
At least you didn't have a hemorroid rupture while banging
Like if Ohio doesn't think I can get smashed on wine I will gladly prove them wrong
All I know is that I got to have an orgasm yesterday during sex so nobody can put a damper on my day, NOBODYYYYYY
You had a good week dude, you bought a motorcycle and a beer bong with ur parents money, missed 2 classes, and ran from security twice, good first 2 days to college
I have a lot of money, and no morals. shots on you when you get here.
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