Well we can cross off dogs, dating sites, and real life as ways to help you meet a chick.
Already tried, she's too smart for that. I need a Primos "Do your wife in the butt" lure/call to trick her into wanting it
I don't think going to Relay for Life and painting our faces while everyone stares at us is a sufficent late night after the bars.
id say I'm a pretty good fuck buddy, i didn't even booty call him on his girlfriends birthday
Absolutely. I could drink and smoke that memory away in a matter of years at my current rate.
Would it be considered cannibalistic if I wanted to eat off his bacon tattoo?
Life Epiphany- I need to have children so I can be the drunk grandma at family functions. Its my destiny.
It was less of a bar, and more of an abandoned basement that some people sell booze in.
Guy just came in wearing only shorts, on his hand was written - my name is ... Call ... And tell them where i am, thanx - in permanent marker, ordered his favorite dish, and left w/out touching it. It's snowing outside.
My gut feeling that we had reached a new level of intimacy last night was confirmed early this morning when you sleep farted on penis.
I woke up with my name tag for work still on my shirt. It was a rough night.
I may have had sex with him and told him we wasn't worth my time then went home and made mashed potatoes
Buying the inflatable beer pong table for the pool was one of the best investments I've ever made
Glad I can drunkenly remember to not get tomatoes on my Mexican pizza but can't tell a guy to keep his hands off my ass
I like to make sure they know it's casual by giving then a high five after sex
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