'hiiiigh' is saved in my t9 for a reason
proudest moment: just made a guy walk into a parked car with his mouth hanging open cause of the shirt im wearing.
I have decided that a Nickelback cover band would be the pinnacle of loserdom.
she thought don quixote was a type of tequila.
for real. he might as well bring dogs if they're lower than a 7.
I have beard burns on my inner thighs. I'd say last night went pretty well.
He has a landing strip. I repeat he has shaven himself a landing strip. HELPPPP!
its been so long even thinking about having a dick inside me makes me sore
ATTENTION ALL CONTESTANTS OF SLUTFEST 2012 ; not only will we be judging on how many penis you have sucked but also girth and length will be calculated. If you are found lying you will be disqualified. Remember your fellow participants will be rendering the same services to probably the same people. So choose wisely and let the games begin!
So we reenacted men's olympic skeet shooting using roman candles and flattened beer cans. That's all
All I know is that every time I looked at my glass it was full again and I thought it would be rude not to drink it
I'm about to ride on a tractor i have no time for you
Apparently I told him he would be good for human sacrifice.
People try and tell me I never learn me lesson, well that's a bunch of crap. I asked for Monday off for Superbowl recovery based on my experience last year.
Also mom is not happy about me telling her how much i want the women sprinters on the Olympics to beat me up
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