What do you call a girl with PMS and GPS?
A crazy bitch that WILL find your ass!
dude i doubt hes gay
I CAUGHT HIM BEATING OFF TO MENS HEALTH!
I walk of shamed back from his dorm in costume while his dad and brother were waiting outside to drive him home. his dad apologized to me. my life never gets old.
is it sad that i think every plant i pass on the highway looks like a plant from farmville?
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so just incase I die tonight I'm making a list of people that I don't want to be let in to my funeral
I admit it's going to be hard to top a limo orgy and Mcnuggets....but I have faith in you
I think im gonna bang this 35 year old at a kids birthday party in the bathroom at this house while the kids open the presents.
does the girl puking in my garbage belong to you?
he said he wished i had balls so he could kick me in them. then we had sex obviously
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All I saw was a purple blob and poking out from under was part of a green shirt. Took me a minute to realize it was him under that beast.Thought I should ask if he was actually breathing and conscience but then I saw him slowly exploring what few brave men have done before.
You know, I've never slept in a rug with anyone before you
You need to stop vomiting in the washing machine, bro. For real this time.
You know Sunday Funday was a success when 'puke and rally' came at lunchtime on Monday.
Shriek
Hahah I’ve never had someone stop me mid-coitus to tell me how amazing I am. Def ego boost.
just licked the cheese off a burger. that high.
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