Yeah true. Damn vaginas. They're ruining the world.
ah, there's nothing like waking up to picture messages of a strange man's cock. life is good.
haha, that's fucked up. flacid cock pictures are the mental breakfast of champions.
She gave him a lap dance on the glass table. You can guess how that ended
I was about to send you a concerned-for-your-safety text b/c it took you more than ten seconds to respond to a text that mentioned both the bar and lesbians
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Good news, I found your other leg warmer. Bad news, I don't know if the pile of puke I found it in was yours.
The cops busted down the door and everyone ran. I was just trying to find my shirt before I got arrested
Well, I tried to shit into my refrigerator. It was a rough night.
We need a bunch of roses, some chocolate, 2 cops, a mariachi band, and a thermometer
hey now, it was 6 bucks for 5 shots. you would have lost your panties too.
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I'm running on two hours of sleep, a shot of vodka, and half of a granola bar. I can't be held responsible for what I do.
The only thing left on my Bucket List is getting fingered at an aquarium.
my confident boosted when he told me that it was I who started making out with him. ME. NOT HIM.
I AM SHOCKED AND PROUD OF MYSELF
Just come home. We will have sex and Taco Bell. I'm feeling wild, I put on temporary tattoos.
Dude how much would someone have to pay you to get you to slide your vagina across a bald man's head because Honestly I'd do it for the experience alone. but money would be nice too\n\nI'm thinkin like 500 bucks. Maybe 700
Why are you like this.
long story short... we may or may not have lost your car.
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