erin looks like she hung out with the sham wow guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on
Buying weed on Christmas. Gotta love Jewish drug dealers
there was so much ham clogging the tub drain.. he said it was ok he has a cleaning lady
just gave another girl i passed on the walk of shame a high five
Guess what happened to me today at work?
I have chlamydia. What happened.
Oh lets talk about your news first. Mine is happy so it should go second.
his brother walked in while we were fucking on the couch, told me i had "lovely jugs" and offered to make both of us a drink
I had so much stripper lotion and body glitter on my glasses I had a hard time driving home.
We found you wrapped up in a tarp in the garage the next morning, thats how real shit got.
Well that was the first and last time I've had to write "divorce party" on a request time off form. I'm throwing it for my mom. What is my life turning into.
I just noticed that pic of your cock has a Christmas tree in the background. It's July.
When you sleep in the bathroom, you're no longer a guest.
Just had to break it to that one guy that I can't sleep w him bc he looks identical to my brother. So how's your morning?
can we not speak foreign languages when I'm on drugs
Why is there a mildly painful bruise on my back?
You slipped off the sink last night.
Why was I on the sink......?
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I love you so much and not just because your dick is perfect
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