69 |D_O
wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
There is something just so refreshing and wonderful about an uninterrupted morning poop in the office.
I got "discovered a new religion high" last night
Just saw a group of asian tourists in safari outifts bow in thanks to the starbucks guys. And no Im not high.
i purposely bought her a small sweater. My way of saying, you've gotten fat.
Doing tuck and rolls down a stair case was not my brightest idea
He called my vagina a rainforest. This is coming from a guy whose pubes are longer than his dick.
Her virginity is one of the last things that remains of our childhood.
Wake up we need to beat the walk of shame rush hour
Face washed and sleeping pill taken. Here's hoping for a more sex filled tomorrow.
Just had sex in the room next to my parents. Heading back to school ASAP.
To be fair, this is a tequila-while-rewatching-Benedict-Cumberbatch-as-Van-Gogh idea, so I don't know if it will hold up tomorrow.
I just had sex with the kid I walked next to at my first holy communion
And you hate the library
Yea but I love drugs and my grades
Drugs and unwanted pregnancies are the only things that I'm good at. College comes in at a close third.
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