There's this guy beside me dancing with this girl with no panties on. When I looked at him he said he's babysitting his bestfriend's girlfriend since he can't come out.
What a good friend
just cut a line with my blood donor card...i feel like it will help remind me that i was once a productive member of society.
I need a creepy friend to scare off the other creepy people
I would be honored to be that friend.
Why did you put hummus in my pillow case?
dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
She's pathetic and vulnerable..and short. Thats his type.
White people are beatboxing! Save me.
No. No. No. No one's allowed to fuck in the yurt.
It's that whole "half Japanese, half asshole" thing. My brother and I have found that people really go for that
I've never seen an uncircumcised penis. I mean in person. I've clearly seen an uncircumcised penis. I have the google.
I found your dog. Now we are bros, so he is staying. Don't call, don't make it weird.
Don't be offended, the only thing I'm attracted to right now is snack cakes and chicken wings.
Also we're getting drunk and sledding down Caroline street. See you soon.
We have ur drink. Mom passed out in the bathroom. I'm goin to the other bathroom. Bs at the top of the stairs on way outside.
He passed out while I was riding him but stayed hard long enough for me to orgasm. He definitely earned the blow job I’m going to wake him up with in the morning!
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