Sarah Palin just got hired for Fox News. Watch out Jersey Shore... there's a new drinking game in town
He said finals are more important than getting stoned on 4/20. I'm proud in a disappointing kinda way
i don't know how the hand towel got involved, but i peed all over it
She tags her boyfriend in all of her pictures on her heart...
Doctorate. Vaginahole. Cinnamon. Rainbow. Fill in the blanks in the morning.
The one wearing a viking helmet and holding a bottle of Smirnoff. She's laying on the floor of the tube singing "cant find my way home" . You can't miss her..
I'm here to help build your repertoire of drunken shenanigans and I should have been arrested stories
All I want to do is fuck in the bell tower before it leave this school. Is that too much to ask?
I just ASL-ed someone for the first time since 2002.
My goal is to go an entire semester without cocaine. That's an adult goal right?
I'm throwing in the towel on today. The puke gods have won this war
I JUST WATCHED PAULA DEEN PUT BUTTER IN HER BLOODY MARY. This is not a drill. Real life.
*goes to show prof a picture* *forgets tit pic is in camera roll*
I just checked and if you bring a picture of your ex they will shred it and give you a free 'hater shot'. Would it be too much to print off one of their wedding pictures and bring it?
I really love that you're not going the 'why am I not married and having a kid yet?' route, but rather 'thank god I dodged that bullet'
CTFD. There’s plenty of dick in the sea! This is Vegas, we import dick. \nWorst case scenario we get a rental penis
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