You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
is it possible for your nipples to fall off? if so mine might. they hurt so bad...
he was holding his dick in one hand and my boob in the other and i looked down and thought, this is my life
Gonna bang his former student. Clearly I am winning this breakup.
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im starting to recognize places in this city by where i have drunkenly peed in public
5am, I am wayy too drunk for this. Hookers came out of nowhere. They're like ninjas. Some poor soul got the fat one, tomorrow's going to be interesting...
You need to braveheart it on Monday. Blue face paint and a loin cloth screaming freedom in your front yard.
I'm in the freezer. Shit took away any trace of hangover outa my body.
Remember that time you puked in a beer pong cup while someone else was playing?
that happened
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Why am I not blowing coke off your ass at my apartment?
I think I'm destined to be the stoner version of one of those successful but emotionally unavailable characters Sandra Bullock always plays in movies
I found a video of us drunkenly yelling "we wanna be the Pope" as we passed around the blunt
I need to get all the one night tinders in my system before I move back in with my parents
She just took all of the blankets in the house and threw them in the yard, because 'the grass was cold'..
I have to start drinking water I have a drug test to fail at 1:40
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