i think i'm in class. and blacked out.
I need a booty call who doesn't know my boyfriend or my friends.
just prayed to lady gaga in hopes it will help me pass my fashion merchandising final...what is my life?
Have you ever made a sandwich from swedish fish and tortilla chips?
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I only wish the guy being lead around by his cock at the drag show was the weirdest part of my night.
People said that when they tried to talk to me I answered that there was a glass around my head stopping me from answering them
Just saying goodbye until I figure this whole "warrant out for my arrest" thing
Really, thanks for buying me caribou, it helped me out. Today will forever be the day I threw up in a caribou cup in the skyway outside of chipotle.
Woke up in my underwear and Christmas sweater. Only. Eggnog has won the battle but not the war.
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Currently in the bathroom stall of a gay bar in new haven giving myself an anti throw up pep talk
My vagina bone hurts from grinding on that dude so hard.
I found you walking along the street hammered. You walked up said hi and handed me a beer.
Dude like i feel like i did ALL OF THE DRUGS yesterday
I was literally so lonely last night that I stopped watching a video on porn hub and just read the comments
you were so drunk that when the mouse on your laptop didnt work anymore you decided to just take it into the bathroom and pee on it while laughing like a mad scientist.
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