I thouht it was time to go to sleep and suddenly I was front row on brokeback mountain
handjob tips. give me some.
just used a caramelizing gun to spark a bowl, i don't think today could get much better than this.
I just got kidnapped by the rugby team for a scavenger hunt. I'm "the girl you had sex with last night"
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It's gonna be pretty hard to find a homeless person that takes crackers as currency.
did i walk over a car last night?
Aw lol. Sounds like my masturbation injury last year
I think you're going to have to drive me to white haven. I don't know if my brain can handle having my mom drop me off at a strip club.
Check 'smoke weed with our ihop waiter' off of our To-Do List
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You have no idea I looked like the porno version of Laura Ingalls Wilder
it will be just like last year but no clogged toilets and more costumes.
i'm just really offended he didn't want to have breakup sex. like that was the only thing i was really looking forward to
Strip club or gay bar tonight?
I am an emotionally compromised bisexual.
The prescription the hospital gave me for pain and nausea doubles for my hangovers... Maybe I'll hit up the ER more often
went to class still drunk this morning and my professor made the class give me a round of applause and said, "see people, THIS is inspirational... if she can make it to class in this condition there is no excuse not to show up!"
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