Don't threaten to terrorize my ass hole unless you have to wherewithal to back it up
True story: Just left my solo cup on a cop car. Yesss
bowling with tennis balls and shot glasses. whatever you dont knock down after 2 rolls, you drink.
just came on the shower curtain. sorry housekeeping.
whenever music plays i find myself always doing kegels to the beat. its like the new foot-tapping
Just found a keg and a mini-bike in our garage, this couldn't possibly go wrong
he just left. I blew him in my kitchen while my parents slept down the hall. Welcome back home!
I think I've lost the thrill of being a slut. It's just that the newness has worn off, I think.
Oh btw, that was a wonderful blow job. You did a good job.
Well you fished my watch out of a possibly vomit filled toilet so I think we're bros now.
You will drink beer in a kiddie pool in your back yard but you wont bring a girl home
but I'm still not sure how you became more and more fluent in Spanish the drunker you got
I fucked the midget version of a backstreet boy and I am not mad about it
Don’t say some truly stupid shit like that to me. In a kitchen. Where the knives are kept
Too high to wash a dish but just high enough for a kitchen fire
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