Ok let's jusst not talk today bc then we'll just do dangerous things but I'll say hello
Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
i asked him to tell me something nice and he said "your vagina is really tight."
just walked into the room and her sister said loudly, "do him, or I will."
He said we were driving the golf cart through the woods screaming 'iceroad truckers' for four hours in the dark
How was the bike ride?
Nope. High in the basement. Fruit cups.
It took us hanging out like four times to kiss. Id like to fuck you before I'm 30
i woke up completely naked except for a bottle of beer saran wrapped in between my boobs
okay. this is james and youre probably never ever gonna see me again unless i really really really want some pussy. sorry.
Im gonna get home and destroy this bag of chicken nuggets with my soul.
Apparently when the cops arrived I was standing over him in the bathroom yelling, get the fuck up you piece of shit. Beer still in hand.
We tried to do sophisticated last night, but our low class kept shining through.
I can insert a female catheter, but I cannot grill a cheese.
I Woke up still tied to the bed. I would say, it was a good night!
Dude in the stall next to me shitting and sobbing. Dude another stall over, "Come on bro, you gotta loosen up." This is why I don't shit in public.
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