Dude, I'm so high in the forest and I think I'm in a bear den.
one more question, do you know why i woke up with 5 pounds of quarters, nickels and dimes in my pocket?
And then she proceeded to fling her bra around while screaming the rocket power theme song, still managing to not fall off the skateboard
Were driving two hours to st louis so we can pee on the arch. See you in the morning. I might be sober by then.
The grocery store is a combo of ghetto ppl complaining that the low fat chips are all that's left and hipsters trying to eat organic during the hurricane
I feel bad for the cleaning lady. All you can smell is latex and Jaegermeister
Hey, it's Thrasher! From the hospital!
Well it's 2pm. Time for another game of "Who, What, Where". The game where you try to guess who this girl is, what happened last night, and where'd your shit go. I'm going for 1/3 today.
That's better than I've done so far.
Why did you send me 12 pictures in a row of your expressionless face at 2:30 am?
Oh my god he's laying on a longboard singing the song from cool runnings.
so today, i decided to say "fuck it" to mental stability, take a klonopin and wear a blanket toga. New Girl is on Netflix, nothing could go wrong.
You informed me your place was now a nudist colony and unless I was there to drink schnapps with the cat I had to strip.
I don't care if he's the coolest coworker, if he's living in his mom's basement at 30 you should not buy drugs from him
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
You tryed convincing the salvation army bell ringer you could do the worm and face planted into the sidewalk... I put a dollar in the can for your performance
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