"it" just moved
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
She's in Spain. I'm in Holland. World Cup Final is Sunday.
Dude, it's like the Romeo and Juliet of FIFA.
And just when I was about to fall asleep, he hit me in the face, and claimed he's a "violent sleeper".
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This is one of those times where I really wish my vagina could tell me what happened last night.
I want to preface this by saying nothing happened, nothing is on fire. It is mere speculation. Do we have a fire extinguisher?
We knew we were dealing with a pro when some random guy at the bar thew you over his shoulder and you still didn't spill your drink
Strangely enough, that's not the first time that's happened
Apparently I give handjobs in my sleep. So that's interesting.
My cat licked the coke mirror and now is giving me dirty looks. Bet money she has the drip.
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I pack a first-aid kit when I DD for you. What does that tell you about your partying? For what I see and do, paying my food and gas for the night is a goddamn BARGAIN.
You should come over tomorrow. Wine, pizza and my vagina. Those are all great things.
Teach me the ways of your demonic sorcery.
Last night when we banged she had nothing else on but socks that said 'property of Jesus' on them.
The Adderall says yes, but my body says no.
You took your shirt off at the bar, handed it to a girl, and made her wash your dirty shirt on your washboard abs
tuesdays get the best of me...
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