have you facebook stalked him yet?
No, I don’t know his last name...
Just google his license plate numb
So I'm eating my sandwich... and a penny fell out of it.
Do you think most people who work at an airport Chili's can pin point where their lives went wrong?
Sitting next to a retarded hot married man on the plane, I got 6.5 hrs to homewreck this shit.
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super high. so of course there was a shoot out at the bank. there are 20 cop cars no lie. if i make it out of this i will never smoke again
His car is carseat is compatible. I checked while we were banging in the back seat...
I think rendering her infertile would be a valid community service project
they drunkenly created an obstacle course for the poor hamster and its ball.
Cut a hole in the crotch of my onesie so we could have sex without me getting cold. Best decision of my life.
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Between the uncertainly of my bowels today, and the distance the bar is to my house, remember I am doing this for you and our mutual appreciation of alcoholism.
I asked him why he was eating an entire can of refried beans, the only answer I got was "revenge"
No offense, I mean I'm sure you rocked my world and all but I don't remember.
I'm sorry that running around town like a frenetic wombat trying to find you KY jelly isn't good enough for you.
Did I tell you that I told him I deleted his dick pics and he almost started crying?
He kept apologizing that the nerve damage makes him take a while to finish. Meanwhile he gave me 3 orgasms and a leg cramp
Only you could benefit from a reckless driver
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