yep. he's not circumcised. how did it take me six months to realize THAT?
I cant talk right now they are about to fuck again
guy picked up a cops taser, thing shot him in the neck, he went down and pissed himself, cop started laughing and hasnt called an ambulance.
He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
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He just did blow off my nipples. He's not serious about his girlfriend.
why the fuck would he compare you to sexy aquatic creatures?
Yeah but I was the kid who ran over your BMW and is banging your 15 year old daughter... There isn't a cool enough dad in the world to make that work.
You know when you meet a penis that looks like it was made out of all your hopes and dreams?
And that is why we dont do tequila shooters at 1 in the afternoon. Because you go home with a beast like that
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I don't get it. Why have babies when you can have vodka?
I feel like a sex bomb and I need to go explode on somebody
I had a sex with someone last night and I was so drunk. i told him to tell me his whole name so I can say it back to him in a "sexy" way.... Because I forgot it
You casually put your finger in my ass and other people are weird..
He's coming over again? GIRL, you're thoroughly enjoying the month of Dicktember.
My sister and her gf showed up at my door with no pants on at 4 AM talking claiming its hot.
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