you left your shoes but remembered to take your vodka. i see where your priorities are.
I made him drop me off at the wrong house waited for him to leave and crawled through several fences so he couldnt stalk me. How was your night?
Obviously he considers you not fucking him as fucking up. Thus making him fuck up. Based on this I believe he should be disqualified from the race to your vagina.
When you are old and getting humped by saggy balls every other weekend you are gonna wish you had more sex with freshly legal boys. Your vagina will thank you one day. Don't let her down.
Ok, so technically yes she wore a red tank top to the stoplight party. But under it was a yellow bra and green panties.
I just coughed and my vagina hurt. We need to hook up more.
In my defense, who let the drunk girl run around with a sack of broken glass unsupervise?
She left you responsible for her guinea pig for what, 3 hours? And it somehow died under your care? I will no longer trust you with so much as a beer.
I just left and he walked me out and went call me if you're ever... Eh... Whatever. And walked away.
Am I required to send a Christmas card to my fuck buddy?
TFW YOU ACCIDENTALLY SEND A MEME ABOUT LIKING ANAL TO THE GROUP CHAT. JESUS FUCKING CHRIST, WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME?
Apparently she hired a private investigator when he took out a restraining order on her. So the answer is no, I didn't hit it.
Did you wake up next to Karina?
So that's her name
Your drunk self managed to not pee on anyone's bed
Go me
I'm actually proud
I blame her lesbian super powers of coercion.
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