I'm pretty sure I left my reasoning skills at home last night, and just brought anger and rage with me.
new excercise plan: walk a mile get a bj then walk a mile home
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
I don't know why people felt they couldn't use the toilet with me passed out in the tub. I shut the curtain. It was like being in another room.
josh has a chalupa in his pocket if you're hungry.
She hash tagged the word blow job in her text. Tonight's going to be good.
Hey, hey, hey, hey. This is a hurriCAN.
Dude, double fisting packs of Ramen saved my life last night
Yeah, but she is forever sending my vagina on some sort of mission.
How do you say happy birthday to someone you fuck occasionally that almost got you arrested? Like what do I text.
You bring me burritos. Of course I text you during sex
No like I actually peed on the treadmill. As it was running
Hey. It's Michael. The guy that had his tongue in your mouth last night. Just wanted to check in with you.
congrats on being the token straight people in our group.
her idea of a romantic time is a bottle of jager, some Guacamole and chips.
can't go wrong with guac.
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