I'm so drunk I cant read cursive anymore.
i have a feeling tonight will end in rehab
His text read: Sex? I replied: Not drunk enough. He bought 4 more rounds and tantalized me with the offer pizza later. This could be the beginning of a beautiful relationship.
i got so high last night i cried hysterically for like 5 minutes because i dont have any superpowers
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Then pass out next to me, I'll be under a pong table or a park bench. Really depends on the weather during Mifflin
I'm hiding in a cabinet. I'm going to stay here.
So did he inherit the massive family cock?
:(
James is trying to butt-heads with a moose. I don't know whether I should stop him or just sit back and watch where this goes.
Is this a drinking picnic?
Is there another kind?
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I don't know how to reply to him. 'I'm glad the ecstasy my friend tricked you into taking wore off'...? It just doesn't seem sincere
at any given day I am at least 60% invested in my work. today I am staggered around 3.5%
I wore Yonce braids out last night and made out with a man and a woman #bowdown is right
I'm ready to run through the streets naked yelling "HES ALIVE!"
I melted cheese on my pizza rolls. When I die make sure someone melts cheese on my rolls.
Last night I realized I made a dick appt 2 MONTHS IN ADVANCE!!!!....... WHO THE HELL DOES THAT!?!? LMAO!
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