Of course we end up in a gay bar... And I have to tell you there are some hot dudes here, should I pass around your Facebook?
I was in a gas station that sold tazers and I just saw a billboard that said "Strippers, need we say more?" God I love Georgia!
theres a boy scout troop on my plane. right now theyre playing wilderness games. let me just tell you how excited i am to hit on all of them
Went home with a 29 year old from the bar. Life lesson: 9 year olds stay up late sometimes
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I can blatently call girls sluts here and they think i'm speaking norwegian
idk if you're aware of this...but we could potentially have the greatest hate sex...ever.
Its against the rules to not make you aware of his virgin situation prior to penetration
i am going to show so many millionaires my nipple
Mystery solved. Def had ice creme last night. There is a melted half eaten ice creme bar next to the bed. Which had melted onto my pillow. That explains why it was in my hair too. Im a fucking sherlock holmes over here.
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Thanks to a poorly written tweet a whole bunch of people thought I died last night.
This Alex the guy who suck your belly ring
Well I passed out before 4:20 on 4/20 so I deem it a failure AND a success.
Seriously dude...who threw up on Michelle? She's been crying for like an hour
Thanks a lot dude. I'm grateful to you for your gift of pure piss.
His dick smelled like strawberries...it was awesome.
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