I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
he was persistant. I supposedly owe him a bj from high school.
he's wearing our apron and eating a pb and oreo sandwich. and calling the oreos "topless" since he took their tops off...
You have all been randomly chosen to participate in a new game called: how high was I? If you have any information about this or about where my clothing items went give me a shout. Thanks an good luck.
Every time I there's a break up, I'm left with an animal. That's it. No more mutual pets.
We had a pillow fight. It looks like an angel exploded here. A DRUNK ALCOHOLIC ANGEL
Hopefully my orange shoes will distract people's attention from my crippling awkwardness
I think this shark week should consist of getting drunk enough to actually go hunt sharks ourselves.
I was less embarrassed asking him to torrent the teen mom's porn. I'm not gonna ask him to about season 4 of PLL.
ARTHUR IS ON FUCKING NETFLIX THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
The impromptu 'dance party' was just three white dudes flailing arrhythmically in the kitchen in absolute silence. Stone cold sober.
If someone tells me they're a paramedic, how inappropriate is it for me to ask what their save to kill ratio is?
yeah the cops just showed up and they got there ass handed to them at beer pong.
Honestly no idea how dad figured out i did all that gay porn unless he was looking at gay porn.
No bra. No panties. Makeup from last night. At work right now. I am trash.
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