fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
Just threw up off a chairlift. my life is now complete.
If he thought that flying across an ocean to visit me in London constituted sex, he thought wrong.
And all I wanted you to do is stand there and sing who let the dogs out.
He kept stopping sex to whisper in my ear, and the only thing I could understand was "double stuffed oreos"
I just haven't been myself lately. I slept with a guy 21 years older than me and I've been wearing my hair in a center part.
After your flask fell out of your leg brace and you told your RA that it was juice, you tried to unlock your dorm room but your key was attached to your bra so he ended up seeing your boobs
Debating whether the Plan B I had this morning would go under breakfast or lunch in my food log.
I vaguely recall putting a toaster in the freezer.
He was playing minecraft so I took a shower with my vibrator
We had sex and I never took my mets hat off... I feel like Duda knows and approves.
You -do- realize there are other things to talk about than just how different parts of you smell like pussy, right?
I'm not too sure what happened last night, but by the looks of it, we must have gotten drunk with zebras.
Bro, I was just laying in bed with this girl and her boyfriend came an woke me up
Why does my mask smell like doritoes?
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