I'm currently googling how to make a dress out of a trash bag. It's going to be a great night.
I forgot to tell you. I'm at a porno shoot today.
I called her a whore. 15 minutes later she gave me head at arby's while i was eating a roast beef. best afternoon ever
She needs to learn what's it like to have sex with someone and regret it the next day.
So I'm eating my sandwich... and a penny fell out of it.
It'd be a romantic, consensual abduction
I'm glad we're going to catch up. too bad it's over my vagina.
The best part about living in a college town is the annual rush of senior girls who want to get in their lesbian experiment before they graduate.
Fyi your toilet is not contaminated. We'd have to scissor pretty hard to pass what I got.
I am honored my friend, to hold the decision of what enters your body
I just dumped bong water and Bacardi out of my purse into the trash can. Everything in my purse is soaked. I hate Sundays.
I fell asleep masterbating while watching family guy... This is what happens when girl's night gets canceled
Lets both be adults and never talk about last night again.
He is so sweet! He thanks me for sending him dirty pix. I should keep him.
I don't know which is weirder: that she was old enough to have a live-in son close to my age, or that the woman he was with was close to hers
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