White coat. Heels.
If it has a penis then it will be stupid. Just how it works.
we got blazed and looked up peoples criminal records
When I was with my girlfriend I was averaging 1 random hookup a week. In the 2 months I've been single I haven't got any. I think I need her back.
conquered wheelchair sex. it's rather convenient. you'd think it was made for it, with all those handles and adjustable features.
He gets you donuts, dinner, and booze consistently, who cares if he's cheating
90% sure you snuck in there somewhere, all I really remember is big boobs in my face so I'm assuming it was you.
Some advice...don't play drunk rock em sock em robots. With actual people. I have bruises EVERYWHERE.
Sean getting laid is an anomaly, Sean banging the hottest single girl at the wedding is a fucking unicorn being ridden by a leprechaun walking through mordor.
I don't care if he was in that porno. He looked like he knew what he was doing.
I hate find pieces of condom wrappers on carpet. It's like god is throwing flakes of shame for me to vacuum up
From what I heard you ordered him to lick your balls. Unless you've kept a huge secret I understand his confusion.
Some dude just said my hair smells like his pillows
ANIME MEN ARE MAKING ME QUESTION MY SEXUALITY AGAIN
At one point she put on my dads pants and yelled after him EMILIOOOO! Dude, my dads name is Mark.
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