As a driver I hate pedestrians, and as a pedestrian I hate drivers, but no matter what the mode of transportation, I always hate cyclists.
just heard someone say they saw a guy puke while riding a bike across campus without stopping
Sometimes I send them texts like "I want to make you cry and lick up your tears" just to fuck with them. And THAT is how you get rid of a Stage 5 clinger.
I think mom knows I'm drunk I put a full blown balloon in the fridge.
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I can't leave your house without my underwear spending the night.
you peed off the balcony at your sisters and asked someone below to catch it with a cup
We're both clumsy. What does this imply for our kids?
Helmets.
Not even official and he's cleaned my puke twice. His hotdog skills are an added bonus. I've got a keeper
I just know what's gonna happen. I mean. I shaved my legs up to shorts length. But I'm leaving the rest as a sort of makeshift caution tape.
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I drank too much tequila. I'm hyperventilating. Send help. I think I slipped through satan's asshole.
Do you ever get a cramp in like, ONE labia?
Helped a guy at work today that did nothing but stare at my chest....safe to say the Girls were looking G.O.O.D. today.
I've decided to have sex with him one more time to make sure I don't like him
You are ridiculously similar to a unicorn, and I want to fuck that unicorn.
Pretty sure I was naked for most of the night.....success
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