: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
please tell me you didn't have sex with him in the bathroom...
Does an alley count?
My vagina is depressed thinking about her future.
My vibrator challenges you to a duel.
I woke up in nothing but a shower cap and your sparkling coke straw snorter thing inbetween my toes. Explain.
That amazing moment when the girl in the passenger seat decides to strip you while your driving.
Guess I'll put him on my to-do list too. But closer to the bottom since we dated before. That's almost unethical.
World Cup Drinking Game: Take a shot every time they call a foul for something we don't understand. Gotta risk it to get the biscuit.
never stay at a party until 5am. even if it's because of daylight savings. we ended up having to watch porn with the host's dad...
The bottle brush for the bong worked really well to clean the brownies out of the waffle maker.
lol I'll trade you jello for a tampon
what a trade!
The dominatrix coworker is currently listening to pop music that has been translated into an Irish dialect and sung by high school kids. Every day gets weirder here.
It's called life, you pretentious bitch. Grow up.
My boobs look fucktastic, I have a booty call on Sunday and a dick photo on my phone. Life is grand!
Wish me luck on my new penis adventure
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