so i told my doctor my symptons and she just shook her head at me
i just fell asleep at my computer and i woke up and in the google bar it said delicious foods to eat
How you know a guy is gay: they say they would want money, not sexual favors, from emma watson
dude 8 am is too early to start pregaming for new years eve
clearly you are not from wisconsin
and i think we compared dick sizes, then high fived...
I just accidentally stumbled into an AA meeting...I think its a sign
i dont mean to point any fingers but there is a lot of urine in the kitchen
Ok so now that we've actually had sex do I get the last name or are u really witness protection status?
This was baby jesus's way of getting you to wait until the next bikini wax
Just because I tried to backhand you with a fist full of cash does not make me violent
Well I can't message him and be like "hey I was behind you in CVS a month ago and I remembered your last name and DOB and looked you up on fb and added you so wanna hang out"
I should start wearing my Batman shirt more often when I drink. Good things happen. All sorts of shit.
Some lady just walked up to me in the bar and proclaimed that I looked like a "shady motherfucker." Can't argue with that one.
Great sex, the promise of us mixing our excellent genetics in the future, and access to drugs are mainly what's holding this relationship together at the moment
so evidently blowing a guy does not mean he will say hi to you when he sees you in class.. in case you're ever wondering
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